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Trying Not To Swear Romano x Reader

*A/N: Well, it is a Romano x Reader so expect a lot of swearing*


"That fucking tomato bastard!" shouted your boyfriend Lovino slamming the door to your house.

You and the Italian have been dating for the past few years now and things have been going great! The only problem, his swearing was getting hard to handle. It was always "The tomato bastard" this, or "that fucking ass hole" that. It was getting a little tiresome.

You sighed as the he stalked into the kitchen and planted a kiss on your cheek. "So, how was your day?" you asked casually. Lovino sneered.

"That stupid tomato bastard never shuts up! Him and the potato bastard! They have to learn how to mind their own fucking business!" he rambled. You smiled sadly and commented.

"Do you have to swear after every sentence?" Lovino looked at you as if you just sneezed out a butterfly.

"Of course ragazza! It adds emphasis!" he argued.

You rolled your (e/c) eyes. "Does it now?"

He nodded. "I will say the sentence again without swearing. 'That tomato is never quiet! Him and the potato! They have to learn to keep to themselves!' is that better?!"

You tried to stifle a giggle. "Yes." he glared at you. A great idea struck you. "Hey Lovi,"

"Don't fucking call me that."

"How about a little wager." his ears perked up a little.

"Go on ragazza."

You looked at him and smirked evilly. "If you don't swear for the rest of the day, which is," you looked at the clock which read 12:00pm. "12 hours, I will supply you with all your tomato's for a month." Lovino's eyes widened. He did eat a lot of tomato's.

He smirked. "Okay, and if you win?"

You grinned. "We'll see. Let's shake on it." you held out your smooth hand. He smirked and took it, shaking it gruffly.

"You're on ragzza!" he grinned triumphantly.

"Oh yea, Antonio is joining us for dinner tonight at 5:00!" you smiled seeing the glare on your boyfriends face.

"You ba-!" he stopped himself as your smirk grew. "I hate you." he growled walking to his room.

This was going to be harder than he thought.

-------Time Skip------

Lovino has been doing pretty okay today. It seemed that whenever he had the urge to cuss, he would bite his tongue and leave the room. Sadly, this happened often.

-----Flash Back----

"Lovino," you said looking up from (insert fav books name).

"Hm?" he said lazily looking up at you from the sofa.

"That rabbits back in the garden again." you said casually. Lovino shot up and ran outside into his precious tomato garden. Sure enough, the little white haired fiend was trolling in his garden.

"HEY YOU FU-" he stopped himself and bite down on his tongue. He quickly shooed the fluffy creature away and stormed back in the house.

You silently giggled to yourself and continued reading.

----End Of Flashback-----

You spent the day doing various things to easily piss off the Italian. For example, talking about the history of potato's and Germany, saying you hate tomato's and swearing when he couldn't.

It was now 5:00 and Antonio would be coming in mere minutes.

Just as you finished stirring the fresh tomato sauce over the noodles, the door bell rang. You strolled over to the door, calling Lovino down in the process.

"Hola chica!" cheered the happy Spaniard. Antonio handed you a bundle of churro's and planted a double kiss to your cheeks, causing you to blush. "So, how is my favourite couple?" he asked happily.

You grinned and told him about the bet you and Lovino made. Antonio smirked and nodded. "How's he doing so far?"

"Pretty good, but I'll get him to crack soon enough." Just then, Lovino came down stairs. Dressed in a wine red dress shirt and black jeans, he looked stunning. Antonio ran over to him and tackle hugged the poor Italian.

"Get off me you tomato ba-!" he glanced at you while you smirked devilishly. Antonio's grin matched yours as he snuggled him more.

"I know about your little bet Lovi." he cooed. Lovino glared at you and you shrugged.

"Just to make sure you wouldn't swear when I wasn't in the room." you say chuckling. Lovino groaned and pushed Toni off him with an audible thud.

----Time Skip-------

Lovino still didn't crack. Even at dinner when Antonio was brining up Lovino's childhood memories.

"Oh! And there was that one time Lovi got lost in one of my tomato fields and I found him five minutes later. He was crying! It was so cute!" Antonio squealed. You laughed and watched the embarrassed blush spread across his face. Lovino ground his teeth and bite into a tomato.

You casually twirled your spaghetti on your fork as you watched Antonio poke Lovino's cheek. When you caught the murderous glare in Lovino's eyes, you could tell he was just about done. You signed and took a small sip of your red wine.

---Time Skip-----

It was now 11:55pm and Lovino still hasn't sworn! You were in a bit of a panic now, worried about your pay check being spent on Lovino's tomato's.

You and Lovino watched the clock as it struck midnight. He grinned for a second until it turned into a scowl.

"FUCKING HELL RAGAZZA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED ME WITH THAT FUCKING TOMATO BASTARD COMING! AND PUTTING PTATOS IN MY LUNCH AND TELLING ME HOW YOU WANT TO GO TO GERMANY! THEN-" you silenced him by placing your lips gently over his. He was stiff for a few seconds but soon deepened the kiss.

When you both finally parted. He flashed you a rare smile and hugged you close. "You know, even after making me suffer, I still love you so," Lovino kissed your forehead and got down on one knee. He pulled a red velvet box out of his pocket. He opened it to reveal a beautiful diamond ring. The red shimmering stone was bright red like the tomato's Lovino loves so much. "________ ________, will you do the honour of putting up with my swearing for the rest of your life?" You were on the brink of tears and you launched yourself into his embrace.

"Hell yeah!"
CHEEEEESY! :iconcheesyplz:
I hope you guys liked it :D
thank you for reading and tell me how I did!
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usuktrash Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015
Cakelequake Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
BEST. ENDING. EVER. This was awesome!
EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015   Digital Artist
That's how I'm going to say yes when someone proposes.

"hell yes!"
germanialover Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student Artist
dat ending doe its totally me


u shoulda put it in caps lol

surry I shouldn't be telling you how to write your storys

I mean it was still awesome *laughs* Prussia
sokoakaberry Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015
*whispers* actually... I belong to his tomato
...what am I talking about
SillDill Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Best story ever, only if I can do that for 12 hours..
Luna134 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My friends have started fighting and cussing a lot more so I have resorted to giving them hug therapy
jeffarnette Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I probably swear more then him
DB4Lyfe Featured By Owner Edited Jan 11, 2015
dear god that was the longest sentence without any swearing godamn
doh srsly
NeoniZigzagoon Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I swear about as twice as much as Romano, I even do type them, but after I type the words, I'm like 'Fuck no'
and delete the swears--
I swear a lot more in real life though prfesf-
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
Me: hmmmmmm...... Fuck I lost it
Romano: *smirks* now you try 12 hours of not swearing
Me: sure that's easy
Romano: cassy likes peas
Me: you little crap I hate them
Romano: thats not fair >: (
Me: I never said you weren't aloud to say those types of words *smirks*
Romano: your gonna pay for that *smirks*
Me: O/////O ....y-y-you can decide the ending people who read this......
SunsetoSkylar Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Romano: -straps you to a chair and force feeds you peas-
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student Filmographer
Me: *starts spitting them out* ew ew ew ew!
SunsetoSkylar Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Romano- -continues force feeding her, and closed her mouth so she couldn't spit them out-
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Student Filmographer
Me: *starts. Trying to get out of thre ropes while trying to shout stop* mmf! Mmf!
SunsetoSkylar Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Student General Artist
This will come off as OOC so I'm sorry since I don't know Romano that well))
Romano: Chew it stupid. And maybe I'll let you out of the damn ropes
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Student Filmographer
(It's Okay)
me: *i glare daggers at him I start to chew a few and swallow and spit the rest out* are you happy now! now let me out these ropes or I will poison all of your tomatoes! *my eyes grow dark and and gives him the look that says 'I will'
SunsetoSkylar Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Student General Artist
Romano: >:( 
Sky (my OC): Look, let the poor girl go before I get Toni in here.
Romano: Fine you stupid... -mumbles to himself and begins untying her.-
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FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

I loved it soooo much. <3

glomps you
Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 28, 2014
Italy Stops Romano (Huggy) [V1] [Angry] Mochi Tokyo MiniPixel Cheshire Hump omg Romano Mocks [V2] Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] ROMANO.... Romano (Shoo-shoo) [V4] la in love Llama Emoji-03 (Sparkles) [V1] Llama Emoji-39 (Eager) [V2] I love the earth + Earth Hour Bear Emoji-08 (Rolling Love) [V1] Bunny Emoji-10 (Loved) [V1] Llama Emoji-37 (Teehee) [V2]  If you can't tell I liked the story
Unwanted-immortals Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014
Well that escilated quickly
Alex-Dweamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
What if he started sweating and then the reader told him to check his phone, and the clock said 11:59 because the reader had messed with the other clocks
YOLOMcSwagDuck Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lol! Yes!
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
He started sweating?
ImJustAKawaiiPotatoe Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
O meh globs~ I love this~ <333 Well done Bella~ <333
absoluteanimeaddict Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Student Writer
OMG feels feels feels feels what is this
Me: the CLOCK turned 12:00pm...but the clock I'm talking about is my WATCH....and it's now 11:59....I WIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wink/Razz =P (Razz) Sorry I just had to do that :)
anonymous2003 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Student Writer
Im just like romano I swear in every sentence and 70% percent of what I say are bad words... and swearing does add a lot of emphasis...
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Student Writer
Yeah me too
Marshalyn4ever Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww!~ cute!
Natureisnatural Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Yeah, swearing does add a lot of emphasis XD

And what's going to happen to my paycheck...? Am I going to go broke? XD
OneWingedNekoCas Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I could deal with swearing the rest of life. Can't believe he yelled at the poor bunny, bet you it was snickering as it hopped off XD Awesome job!
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHA I Love this poor Lovi its hard for him not to swear
GamziiMakara Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Professional Writer
This was hilarious.  Excellent work!
angel-of-hetalia Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student General Artist
But... do I still have to pay for the tomatoes?

Nightcoregirl101 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Your icon just fit with your comment

 It's amazing
angel-of-hetalia Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Nightcoregirl101 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014

It also looks like their curls are going to get stuck... Like that one episode xD
angel-of-hetalia Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Germany: Mein Gott, not that again...
Nightcoregirl101 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
Pfff Where did you come from?! XD
CreepyPastaIsMyLife2 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:iconlaughsplz::iconepicclapplz: My way of showing you did awesomely. :D
KattIsDere Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
DigiOtaku123 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear, this is probably one of the funniest fanfictions I've ever read! *dies of too much laughing*
Pkmnluvor Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I died reading this!!! AWESOME!!!
Beekioli Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great!
AnimeAlpha Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awe sooooo KAWAI! X3
SetoHarigame Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
KiaRyland Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see what you did there :iconhideplz:
xTMNTx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
luckygirl50 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OHMYGLOB :iconromanoplz:
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